This has to be the juiciest bit of news I have read in ages!
In this corner, in Red shorts, we have.....mmmMonsterr Cabless
And in this corner, in Blue Jeansss, we have kkkKurt ddDenke - President, Blue Jeans Cable.
Monster Cable comes out of the corner with an intimidating patent-infringement jab.
Kurt Denke from lesser known Blue Jeans Cable looks undeterred...
Instead, he answers back with a series of sublime body punches!
How did he manage that? Wait...what's that? Turns out Mr. Denke is a lawyer!
That must have hurt, Monster....LOL!